Legal Notice – Parking Defence System – Set of 5 (Window Stickers)

Get your own Parking Defence System in place with the “Experimental” Iron Man Records Parking Defence System Windscreen sticker.

5 window stickers for the price of one.

Legal Notice printed using three colours; black, yellow and grey.

Stick inside your windscreen, give a sticker to family, friends and colleagues….. and keep those pesky traffic wardens away.

How it works:

Gives parking wardens a nervous meltdown and frightens them away in a state of confusion.

However, if any bloody minded parking warden does chance it and issues a ticket….here’s what to do:

Take the parking ticket, pay the parking ticket and invoice the forces of darkness for your costs….£5,000. If they take your fine payment, they are then bound to pay you £5,000 costs. This is still at best experimental, but in theory…they wont give you a ticket as it will bind them into an agreement to pay you £5,000 if you pay your parking fine.

Just don’t be an ass and park in a diabled space or obstruct other drivers trying to get out of a space themselves. Be considerate but don’t let anyone give you a parking ticket by catching you out through confusing road markings or poor signage. Use in a responsible manner.

Like any Defence System, you do need some entry level ability to play mental chess. And it’s a defence system, not something to use as a means of generating money or an excuse to park like an ass….all the time. Legal Disclaimer: “For Pure Entertainment Purposes Only”