Legal Notice – Parking Defence System – Set of 5 (Window Stickers)

£0.55

Get your own Parking Defence System in place with the “Experimental” Iron Man Records Parking Defence System Windscreen sticker.

5 window stickers for the price of one.

Legal Notice printed using three colours; black, yellow and grey.

Stick inside your windscreen, give a sticker to family, friends and colleagues….. and keep those pesky traffic wardens away.

Description

Get your own Parking Defence System in place with the “Experimental” Iron Man Records Parking Defence System Windscreen sticker.

5 window stickers for the price of one.

Legal Notice printed using three colours; black, yellow and grey.

Stick inside your windscreen, give a sticker to family, friends and colleagues….. and keep those pesky traffic wardens away.

How it works:

Gives parking wardens a nervous meltdown and frightens them away in a state of confusion.

However, if any bloody minded parking warden does chance it and issues a ticket….here’s what to do:

Take the parking ticket, pay the parking ticket and invoice the forces of darkness for your costs….£5,000. If they take your fine payment, they are then bound to pay you £5,000 costs. This is still at best experimental, but in theory…they wont give you a ticket as it will bind them into an agreement to pay you £5,000 if you pay your parking fine.

Just don’t be an ass and park in a diabled space or obstruct other drivers trying to get out of a space themselves. Be considerate but don’t let anyone give you a parking ticket by catching you out through confusing road markings or poor signage. Use in a responsible manner.

Like any Defence System, you do need some entry level ability to play mental chess. And it’s a defence system, not something to use as a means of generating money or an excuse to park like an ass….all the time. Legal Disclaimer: “For Pure Entertainment Purposes Only”

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